Why yes, I have the horn for the men of Top Gear - mostly for James May, but the Hamster and Jezza definitely have their moments.

 

What we have here is something akin to a master-post of James May’s belly on the telly.  I need to add in the S10E01 naked Aston Martin screenshots and GIFs once I track down some proper attribution, and I have another LEGO shower GIF to add, but this I think is a decent start.  If anyone has any other or better images they want to share or add to this post, message me!  This could become quite a fun collaborative effort. 

Now, much like James, I like to do things properly, so I am to the best of my abilities, giving credit the blogs where I found these delightful images.

First image from Inside Killer Sharks, originally posted by slash-girl.

Bolivia GIF triptych was graciously posted by fyeahjamesmay

Upside-downsy James is present courtesy of manfromhammersmith

James stretched out across the bonnet of a Volvo (strong pornography, I might comment) can be viewed in a magnificent set of screencaps at the topgearaddiction blog.

Duelling James and his (then) very round tum is once again the provision of the gracious manfromhammersmith

The picture of James mending his lorry in Burma is my own rather shabby quality screencap.  If anyone here has a better one and wants to share it, I’d be glad to replace my piss-poor effort with your better quality work and credit you accordingly.

noramushroom posted two excellent screenshots of an almost entirely naked James May filmed on Oz and James’ Big Wine Adventure in France.  

muggs8787 is the source of the excellent animated GIF of James entering the hot-tub during that same Big Wine Adventure.  

The only image I can’t find the original source for is the on the LEGO shower GIF.  It was too good not to save, and in my infinite dippiness, I forgot to name it with an appropriate search term.

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    It would be quite excellent if you did - for some reason it doesn’t want to work on this post :(
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    Fabulous post. :) Although I can’t take credit for those screenshots. Those were originally posted by the amazing...
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    James tummy!
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    If I said he had a beautiful body - would he hold it against me? *fffffffffuck his chub is so cute along with the rest...
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